On air · Claudette & Archer · 5–10 min
Anything, ...but as a podcast.
Paste a link. Two hosts read it so you don't have to, argue about it for the length you pick, and hand you the MP3. No ads, no theme song, nobody asking you to smash anything.
How it works
Three steps. Zero producers.
No studio, no scheduling, no one asking you to like and subscribe. Just the thing you were going to read, said out loud by people who disagree about it.
01
Paste anything.
A public link or YouTube video today. PDFs and pasted text are next in line. If it has words in it, it is podcast material.
02
Two hosts pick it apart.
Maya asks the questions you would ask. Jordan answers with examples instead of a lecture. Outline, dialogue, polish — written like a real show, minus the real show.
03
Hit record.
Multi-speaker voices, one MP3, yours to keep. You pick under 5, 5–10, or 10–15 minutes — then it has the decency to stop.
The hosts
Two voices. One argument. No ad reads.
Pick Claudette & Archer or Jessica & Chris before you hit record. The argument is the same two people. They do not have a Patreon.
Maya
The curious one
Asks the sharp question, reacts like a person, keeps things moving. Maya has read the whole thing and still has notes.
“Wait, hold on. Say that part again, but slower.”
Jordan
The grounded one
Answers with concrete examples and never lectures. Jordan knows things, and has the restraint not to prove it for eight straight minutes.
“It is not that simple, and here is the example that proves it.”
Fine print
The honest bits, in a font you can read.
Sign in to generate. Episodes are tied to your account, public pages only, and the limits below are real.
- Episode length
- Under 5 / 5–10 / 10–15
- You pick the runtime.
- Credits
- By the job
- Source type, length, and runtime.
- Source cap
- 8,000 words
- Longer reads get trimmed.
- Rate limit
- 30 / hour
- One job at a time.
- Output
- MP3
- Download it. Keep it.
- Music bed
- None
- You are welcome.